That nefarious trouble maker DOUG SNYDER was caught red handed Thursday night Aug. 21, flagrantly disturbing the peace and causing mayhem. It took 4 Santa Clara sheriff's officers, a Highway Patrolmen, and the San Jose Police Helicopter to subdue Snyder at about 10 PM on the night in question. Snyder had allegedly arranged for a JET POWERED VW BEETLE to terrorize his neighbors. People all over San Martin apparently called 911 when the alleged vehicle was started (with after burner of course); thinking it was a plane crash or a gas explosion. Details on the machine are as follows.
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The public is hereby warned to be on the lookout for Snyder and his accomplice Patrick. These individuals are considered a danger to public safety and tranquility.