700 billion dollars??? WTF??? OK, so are we 700 billion dollars richer or 700 billion dollars poorer? I still cant figure that one out. And the 7 year old in Austrailia that broke into a zoo's reptile house and fed smaller animals to the zoo's resident croc. Smashed the heads of some with rocks. What kind of snakes are crawling around a 7 year olds head to do that? Scary. Or down South. Guy shoots himself twice to spite his wife who wont give him sex. Only in the South. Next should be the doomsday asteroid, which quite frankly cant come soon enough!