Thats got to be the most impressive write up of the A-10 Thunderbolt I've EVER read!!! Fairchild should make this post on the plane it's Sales pitch!!!

Ive always loved the Warthog and that beast sounds amazing! unreal ..really

one of my fav lines of "badassitude"

It's also also so heavily armored that it can withstand direct hits from armor-piercing and high-explosive projectiles up to 37mm in size, can survive having a 2002 VW Beetle launched at it at extremely high velocity by a Russian-made Volkswagen Cannon, and has heat-shielded engines so no Commie Nazi Terrorist Unitarian bastards can jam a heat-seeking missile up it's ass.

and i cant leave this one out lol

it's not going to do like twenty barrel rolls just to try and prove to you how huge it's cock is... it just shows up, fucks everyone's shit up, and goes home

ROFL

nice find Ryan